Hug it out bitches

Not only am I average, I am retarded. This post should be first.

I am Nate and this is my blog. It's sole purpose is therapy for my soul.

I hope you enjoy it.

I am an average Joe

While following the insanity that is "National Signing Day", a day where 18 year old kids are fawned over like porn stars at the CES show, I realized how average I am. In regards to sports, I do everything average. Well, I used to do everything average. Now I just hack and wheeze and stick to old men sports like slow pitch softball, golf, and sleeping competitions. They have those now. I am the champion. Thank God my sister doesn't compete though or I would go back to being average at that too. I'm still pretty good at softball. I suck at golf, but hit just enough decent shots to keep me going back. I used to be good at basketball, now I might be one of the worst players to ever lace up the Pumas. I'm wearing Pumas. How good can I be?

I'm too old to worry about it anyway. Besides, I was really good at making kids. They are adorable. Then again, neither of them look like me so I am either average at that too or the mailman is really frickin good.